URGENT!

URGENT … Inspectors Needed NOW! I see these posts all of the time at Yahoo Groups and on Craig’s List. Why is there such urgency? I love the word URGENT. I see dollar signs $$$$$$$$$$$ whenever I see that word. URGENT makes me smell freshly baked cookies. URGENT could mean filling my gas tank three times or finally buying that rare tropical fish I have always wanted. But, why did the inspection move from ROUTINE to now URGENT? Why were there no takers at routine. That scares me! I’m trembling! My hand won’t stop shaking. Will I even get paid? URGENT scares me. I think I will pass. There is nothing wrong with just having gold-fish in my fish tank. I will purchase a $2 PowerBall ticket today.