“I am not a pirate. I am a field inspector who offers other field inspectors some great $3 mortgage drive-by inspections. Okay! You’re right … the profit for the inspector is at best about $1.50. But, I am not a pirate. I don’t steal. I am an entrepreneur. I’m just out to make a buck any way I can. And, YES, you have guessed correctly about the name of the company for which I work.”