My Uncle Ernie Helped Me Increase My Inspection Fees!

I work for one of the low-fee national mortgage field service firms. They are always looking for my replacement at a lower fee. My uncle Ernie called them and offered to perform mortgage inspections in my service areas for a lower fee. He got the job. He did not disclose that he was my uncle. Everyone in our family knows that uncle Ernie has never performed any task well in his whole life. Ernie failed in this endeavor. I got all of my inspections back and I am getting higher inspection fees. They love me more than ever!