A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Are you still performing those $3 mortgage inspections”. The horse replies “I quit as I wore out my hoofs and the profit was so low … “maybe $1.50″ … I could only afford to eat dry hay and not oats.” So, who is buying an old worn out horse a drink?

Someone should tell the horse that the mortgage segment is dead and the sweet spot is commercial inspections … growing in numbers with a growing economy.